School: Keelagh

Location:
Keelagh, Co. Cavan
Teacher:
Ellen Reilly
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 1025, Page 098

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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 1025, Page 098

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  1. 1 Why does a cow look over a ditch?
    Because she cannot look in under it?
    2. Head like a thimble, tail like a rat,
    You can guess for ever, but you'll not guess that.
    A pipe
    3. What bridge cannot bear a fly?
    The bridge of your nose.
    4. Why does a train driver never have a watch?
    Because the train would always be behind time.
    5. Why may a beggar wear a short coat?
    Because it may be long enough before he gets another.
    6. Why is a sailor a bad horseman?
    Because he rides on the main.
    7. What is the smallest county in Ireland?
    Cork because you can put it in a bottle
    8. If you were up on the highest tower in the world and a goose on your arm how would you get down?
    Of the goose's breast
    10. What goes over the water and says jink jink, and never takes a drink?
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Francis Tully
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Mullalougher, Co. Cavan