School: Tulchán (roll number 10097)

Location:
Tullaghan, Co. Leitrim
Teacher:
Seosamh Mac Guidhir
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  3. XML “A Story”
  4. XML “A Funny Story”

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    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    2. agents (~1)
      1. supernatural and legendary beings (~14,864)
    Language
    English
    Informant
    Phil Rodgers
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    52
    Address
    Derrinloughan, Co. Leitrim
  2. Once upon a time Pat Campbell met a Jew in Bundoran. They started a competition as to which of them would name the most saints. They arranged that for each Saint they would name they would pull a hair out of each others beards. Pat started off with Saint Patrick and plucked a hair out of the Jews beard. The Jew named Saint Peter and plucked a hair from Pats beard. Pat then named Saint Bridget and gave the Jew a sore pull from his beard. This vexed the Jew and he quickly said the Twelve Apostles plucking twelve hairs from Pats beard at the one time. Pat quickly named the Dublin Fusieliers and plucked all the beard off the Jew.
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