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   A. F-O-X.
   10. Q. Why is the letter I so much like Dublin?
   A. Because it is the capital of Ireland.
   11 Q. What is it we have and God hasn't?
   A. A Boss.
   12. Q. What is the difference between a madman and a dancel?
   A. One takes it in the head and the other in the heels.
   13. Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train driver?
   A. One trains the mind and the other minds the train.
   14. Q. What do we catch yet never see?
   A. A passing remark.
   15. Q. Why is a dogs tail like the heart of a tree?
   A. Because it farthest from the bark.
   16. Q. Why is a red herring like an overcoat?
   A. Because it keeps you dry.
   17. Q. Why are all duels very short affairs.
   Because it only requires two seconds to arrange them
   18. Q. When is a clock on the stairs dangerous?
   A. When it runs down and strikes one.
   19. Q. I have only one match, and I have the gas, the fire, and a cigarette, which would I light first?
   A. The match of course.
   20. Q. Why do the Govenment in this country never hang a man with a wooden leg?
   A. Because it's usually with a rope they hang them.
   21. Q. What is the centre of gravity
   A. The letter "V".
   22. Q. Boy hasn't it, girl has it. Paul has it behind, Luke has it before. and Lim Kelly has it twice in the one place?
   A. The letter "L".

   

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