A Collection of Riddles
Why is Bruff like a river?
Because there is a bank on each side of it.
Why does a bull dribble?
Because he can’t spit.
What is the difference between a school master and an engine driver?
One trains the mind and the other minds the train.
Which is the greatest ant?
What is the weight of the moon?
One Cwt – because it has four quarters.
Kitty inside the ditch, Kitty outside the ditch and if you touch Kitty she will bite you?
What part of a cow goes over a ditch first?
Tis black and white and read all over?
Two little men on top of a hill, -They're going, they're going and they're standing still.
Two lighting candles.
When is a car like the letters M.T.?
When it is empty.