School: Cúl Umha (Cailíní)

Location:
Cooloo, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Bríd Ní Mhurchú
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    One day a girl was going to Confession.

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    Confession. Fearing she would be hungry she brought some potato cake with her. At Confession the priest said "Now take the load of your heart". She got the potato threw it on the floor saying "it's well you knew I had it".
    There was once a Minister who was very sick. He told the clerk to say to the people "Moses was an ostier man". The clerk said "Moses was an ister man". The Minister said "He made atonement for the sins of the people". The clerk said "He made an ointment for the shinns of the people". The Minister said "Ah you fool you spoiled it all". The clerk said "But the fools spilled it all".
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Bríghid Nic Loclainn
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    13
    Informant
    Mrs Honor Mc Loughlin
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    74
    Address
    Cloonkeen Oughter, Co. Galway