School: Teampoll Tuaithe, Teampoll Tuaithe (C.) (roll number 16251)
- Location:
- Templetouhy, Co. Tipperary
- Teacher: Ailís Ní Bhuadhacháin
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- Q. What gets legs tired he more it is worked?
A. A bicycle wheel
Q What can a cat have that no other animal can have?
A. Kittens
Q. What smells most in a medicine shop?
A Your nose
Q How is a knock at the door like an overcoat?
A. Because it is an outside (wrap) rap.
Q. What do people generally drink soup with?
A Their mouths.
Q Piggy inside the ditch and Peggy outside the ditch if you go near she will pinch you
A. A nettle
Q What could you crack without touching?
A A joke
Q. What is the smallest room in the world?
A A mushroom
Q. Hairy in and hairy out and hairy into Molly's mouth
A. A man putting on his sock
Q If a man had eighty patches on his breeches what time would it be?
A. Time to get a new one.
Q. What is the nearest bird to the fire?(continues on next page)