School: Oileán Ciarraí (roll number 10956)

Location:
Castleisland, Co. Kerry
Teacher:
Tadhg Ó Céin
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    If a black man & a white went in a motor and if the black man ate the white man, what was the no. of the car?
    281
    As round as a ball as a deep as a cup, all the King's army couldn't lift it up?
    A well.
    Long legs, crooked thighs, small head & no eyes?
    A tongs.
    I have a little house and a mouse wouldn't live in it and all the men in town couldn't count all the windows in it?
    A thimble.
    Thro. a wall & thro. a wall & never touches a wall?
    A sound
    All teeth and never eat?
    A comb.
    Did you ever see half a pig's head with 2 eyes?
    Yes - my own.
    Black & white & read all over?
    A newspaper.
    Fire under, fire over & never touches the fire?
    A cake in an oven
    What has a face cannot see?
    A Clock
    Lng legged father, big belly mother, 12 little children all the same colour?
    A clock
    The man that made it never wore it & the man that wore it never saw it?
    A coffin.
    At what side of the cup is the handle?
    On the outside
    What is the difference between a fly & an elephant?
    A fly can perch on the elephant's back and an elephant can't perch on his.
    what turns & never moves?
    A road.
    How many thorns in a field of furze?
    One & all the rest.
    Timber toes, iron nose & on my words it would frighten the crows?
    A gun
    What is the hardest key to turn?
    a donkey.
    What has his heart in its head?
    A head of cabbage
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