School: Kilmaganny, Thomastown

Location:
Cill Mogeanna, Co. Chill Chainnigh
Teacher:
C. Ó Hurdail
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  1. (1) When is a night-light like a tomb-stone?
    When set up for a late husband.
    (2) Which is the largest room in the world?
    The room for improvement.
    (3) Why is a fly taller than most men?
    Because he stands over six feet, without shoes or stockings.
    (4) Why is the July sun like a sixpence?
    Because it is a tanner.
    (5) Why is Canada like courtship?
    Because it borders on the United States.
    (6) When did Moses sleep five to a bed?
    When he slept with his forefathers.
    (7) Why is an ex carpenter like a Dictionary?
    Because he is an ex-planer.
    (8) Why is a woman deformed when mending stockings?
    Because her hands are where her feet should be.
    (9) What is the difference between a blind man & a sailor in prison?
    One cannot see to go & the other cannot go to sea.
    (10) Where did Noah strike the first nail in the ark?
    On the head.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. seánra
      1. ealaín bhéil (~1,483)
        1. tomhaiseanna (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Eileen Phelan
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Cill Mogeanna, Co. Chill Chainnigh