Once upon a time there was an old drunkard and he wanted a suit of clothes because his own clothes were very torn.
One day he had two pounds and he was very thirsty. He thought of a plan, he said that he would toss up a penny and if it came a head he would not drink it, but if it came a harp he would drink it. He (thought) threw it up the coin and it came down a head. "That is not a fair toss said he. So he tossed it up again and it came a harp and he said