Q. What is most like a horse's shoe
A. Another horse's shoe
Q. What is of no use to a train and still cannot go without it.
A. noise.
Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a railway guard.
A. One trains the mind and the other minds the train
Q. What is the weight of the moon
A. A cwt. because there are four quarters in it.
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