Scoil: Valleymount
- Suíomh:
- Valleymount, Co. Wicklow
- Múinteoir: Dll. Ó Cochláin
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Bailiúchán na Scol, Imleabhar 0917, Leathanach 155
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Ar an leathanach seo
- (ar lean ón leathanach roimhe)1. Why is a waiter like a racehorse? Because he runs for cups, plates and stakes
2. What's most like a horse's shoe? His other shoes.
3. What's difference between rejected lover and a devoted husband? One misses the kisses and the other kisses the missus
4. Why is the sun cruel? Because it tans so many people.
5. When is a ten - shilling note of no value? When compared with a pound it is worth-less.
6. Why is a dog's tail like the inside of a tree?
Because it's farthest from the bark
7. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence
8. Why is it impossible for a butcher to be honest?
Because he steels (steals) all the knives he uses.
9. What smells most (in) at a fish-stall? The nose.
10. Why is a pound, paid to you by a booke, a guinea
11. What has four legs and flies? Two birds
12. How many days belong to a year? 325, the rest are lent
13. Can February March? No but April May.
14. Why is the letter 'G' like Matrimony? Because it comes at the end of Matrimony.
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- Valleymount, Co. Wicklow
