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1. Local Riddles (continued)

   

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   where is his tale pointing:- A To the ground:- 32 Q Why is a ship called a she:- A Because she moos to a buoy and keeps clear of the swells:- 33 Q As round as an apple as deep as a cup and all the kings horses could not pull it up:- A A well:

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2. Local Riddles

   

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   34 Their was an old woman going to the market one morning and she met a man on the road and he said to her "Good morning man with your forty geese." The woman said I have not forty nor the the half of forty but if I had as many more and half as many more and two and a half I would have forty."
   Answer is geese.

   35 If a donkey went up to a bucket of water and a bucket of beer which of them would he drink
   "The water" Why because he is an ass.

   36 There are four corners on a house. There is a cat

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