School: Caisleán Uí Liatháin (B.) (roll number 1867)

Location:
Castlelyons, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Éamonn Ó Ceallacháin
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  1. An old man went into a friend's house and stole a pair of boots. He then went to confession to the priest. He told him that he stole a pair of boots and what would he do. "Give them back to the owner" said the priest.
    Ill give them to yourself father said he "I dont want them I havent a pawn shop" said the priest. "But sure I offered them to the owner and he wouldnt take them" said the man.
    "Well keep them so" said the priest.
    "Thanks father"
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Michael Murphy
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Castlelyons, Co. Cork
    Informant
    Laurence Murphy
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    43
    Occupation
    Labourer