School: Muckalee, Kilkenny (roll number 3832)

Location:
Muckalee, Co. Kilkenny
Teachers:
P. Ó Conchobhair T. Ó Teimhneáin
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0866, Page 038

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  1. Now O'Hara why don't you fight against you longing for drink? When you are tempted think of your wife at home. O'Hara said, "When the thirst is upon me I am absolutely devoid of fear."
    A man went to the butchers stall one day and asked for one chop. The waiter was talking to the man and he had his thumb on the chop. The man asked him why he had his thumb on the chop and he said, yes sir, "I don't want, to fall off on the floor again."
    A little girl was sent by her mother to the grocery store with a bottle for a quart of vinegar. "But manna" said the little one "I cant say that word" "But you must try said the mother "For I must have vinegar,
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Yvonne Conway
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Muckalee, Co. Kilkenny
    Informant
    Miss Mary Maher
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    29
    Address
    Damerstown East, Co. Kilkenny