School: Doirín an Lomáin (roll number 14235)

Location:
Doirín an Lomáin, Co. Chorcaí
Teacher:
Seán de Barra
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  1. (continued from previous page)
    When is a farmer like a dentist?
    Ans., When he is pulling up stumps.
    What is that which is too much for one, enough for two, and nothing for three?
    Ans., A secret.
    Why is a dirty boy like flannel?
    Ans., Because he shrinks from washing.
    When is a butcher a thorough thief?
    Ans., When he steals (steels) a knife and cuts away with it.
    If a man was born in Ireland and lived in England and died in America what would he be?
    Ans., A corpse.
    If a poker and tongs cost thirty shillings what would a ton of coal come to?
    Ans., Ashes.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
  2. I went to the wood and I got it. The more I looked at it the less I liked it and when I came home I could not find it?
    Ans., a thorn in your finger.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. seánra
      1. ealaín bhéil (~1,483)
        1. tomhaiseanna (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Patrick Hellen
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Ráth Dhreóin Bheag, Co. Chorcaí
    Informant
    Cornelius Hellen
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    49
    Address
    Ráth Dhreóin Bheag, Co. Chorcaí