School: Ferbane (B.)

Location:
Ferbane, Co. Offaly
Teacher:
T. Mac Cárthaigh
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0813, Page 142

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  1. Why is a pig in a kitchen like a house on fire?
    Because the sooner it's out the better.
    Why is a little dog's tail like the heart of a tree?
    Because it is farthest from the bark.
    Why is sympathy like blind man's buff?
    Because it is a fellow feeling for a fellow creature.
    When does cannibalism occur in England?
    When a rash man eats a rasher.
    Why is the letter 'F' like a cow's tail?
    Because it is the last of beef.
    If a spider were late for dinner, what would he do?
    Take a fly.
    How many wives may a man have according to the prayer - book?
    Fo(u)r better, 4 worse, 4 richer 4 poorer = 16
    Where was Sir Francis Drake going when 35 years old?
    Going on his 36th.
    Why are blacksmiths confirmed sinners?
    Because they have hardened vices.
    Why are sugar plumes like race - horses?
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Patrick Daly
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Ferbane, Co. Offaly
    Informant
    Mrs Daly
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Ferbane, Co. Offaly