School: Cill Gharbh, Clanna Caoilte (roll number 10499)

Location:
Kilgarriff, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Adelaide Mac Carthy
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0312, Page 060

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  1. When is an artist a dangerous person.
    When his designs are bad.
    What is the difference between a pastry-cook and a bill poster?
    One puffs up pastes and the other pastes up puffs.
    What do you see people drink soup with?
    Your eyes.
    Why is coffee like an axe?
    Because it must be ground before it is used.
    What relation is the door-mat to the foot-scraper
    A Step-father.
    In which months do babies talk least?
    February - the shortest.
    When are the roads particularly greasy?
    When the rain is dripping.
    When would you expect to find a ship very clean?
    When it leaves the wash.
    What number is finished by adding one letter?
    One - Add D and it is done.
    What is the best way to make a cigarette light?
    By pulling out half the tobacco.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Jean Nagle
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Clonakilty, Co. Cork
    Informant
    Miss Bryan
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    29
    Address
    Clonakilty, Co. Cork