School: Cnoc an Doire (B.) (roll number 2418)

Location:
Knockaderry, Co. Kerry
Teacher:
Domhnall Ó Seaghdha
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0460, Page 048

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  1. Once a lunatic was sitting on the wall of a mental Hospital. The Asylum clock was hanging near him. There was a man walking along the road and he said to the lunatic "is that clock right". "Shure tis well you know if it was right it isn't here it would be" said the lunatic.
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    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    John Fitzgerald
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Gowlane, Co. Kerry
  3. Once a man was working in a building. He slept out one morning. In his hurry he put his pants on back to front. He wasn't long building when he fell off. the farmer asked him was he badly hurted. "I'm not hurt at all " said he " but I'm badly twisted".
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