School: Gallach (roll number 16464)

Location:
Gallagh, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Bean Uí Mhaoiléidigh
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  1. A funny story
    I heard this funny story from
    Martin Melody, Castleblakeney.
    There was a boy one and his
    parents wanted him to become a
    doctor. At that thime you
    would have to go to the
    neighbouring doctor for training.
    So the boy went to the doctor.
    One day bother of them went
    out to an old woman who
    was sick. The doctor took
    her temperature and felt her
    pulse and everything and
    he couldn't know what was
    wrong with her. He looked
    in under the bed and saw
    a heap of orange skins and
    he said "O you're eating too many oranges and if you don t
    stop you'll never get better".
    The next day the boy went
    out to a sick man with
    himself and he took his
    temperature and felt his pulse
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    J.J. O' Dowd
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Castleblakeney, Co. Galway
    Informant
    Martin Melody
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Castleblakeney, Co. Galway