School: Gallbhaile (roll number 1316)

Location:
Galbally, Co. Wexford
Teacher:
Mícheál L. Mac Murchadha
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0902, Page 008

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  1. How many feet have four hundred sheep a shepherd and his dog?
    Two.
    What dog is always three feet long?
    A yard dog.
    What has three feet and cannot walk?
    A pot.
    What goes from here to Dublin without ever stirring?
    The road.
    Why does a cow look over the ditch?
    Because she can't look under it.
    Why is a cow's tail like a new-born baby?
    Because it was never seen before.
    What part of a cow goes over the ditch first?
    Her mind.
    Why does a hen cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
    Why doesn't the clock strike thirteen?
    Because it has not the face to fo it.
    What is the shyest thing in the world?
    The clock; because it always has its hands on its face.
    What tree brings the most fruit to the market?
    An axle tree.
    Why is dancing like new milk?
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Stasia Foley
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Hayestown Great, Co. Wexford
    Informant
    Joseph Foley
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    55
    Address
    Hayestown Great, Co. Wexford