Scoil: Lios Uí Chearbhaill (C.), Malla (uimhir rolla 12016)

Suíomh:
Lios Cearúill, Co. Chorcaí
Múinteoir:
Bean Uí Dhuibhir
Brabhsáil
Bailiúchán na Scol, Imleabhar 0367, Leathanach 200

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Bailiúchán na Scol, Imleabhar 0367, Leathanach 200

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  1. XML Scoil: Lios Uí Chearbhaill (C.), Malla
  2. XML Leathanach 200
  3. XML “Riddles”

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Ar an leathanach seo

  1. Why did Adam ite the apple Eve gave him? Because he had no knife.
    Why is a pig's tail like the letter K? Because it is at the end of pork.
    What is the quickest way to cover a chair? To sit on it.
    What has four legs, and cannot walk? Two pairs of trousers.
    Why are traffic beacons annoying? Because they are put up to make people cross.
    Why is a pair of skates like a an apple? Because they both caused the fall of man.
    What is better than presence of mind in a railway accident?
    Absence of body.
    Why is fashion like a blank cartridge? Because it is all powder and puff.
    Why do we buy clothes? Because we cannot get them for nothing.
    What most goes against a farmer's grain? His reaper.
    What is the difference between an European dictator and a beggar? One issues manifestoes, and the other manifests toes without toes.
    Why is a gaoler like a musician? Because he fingers the keys.
    Why is a nail fast in the wall like an old feeble man? Because it is in firm (inform)
    What is the difference between an angler, and a dunce? One baits his hook, and the other hates his book.
    (leanann ar an chéad leathanach eile)
    Tras-scríofa ag duine dár meitheal tras-scríbhneoirí deonacha.
    Topaicí
    1. seánra
      1. ealaín bhéil (~1,483)
        1. tomhaiseanna (~7,209)
    Teanga
    Béarla
    Bailitheoir
    Breda Stack
    Inscne
    Baineann
    Seoladh
    Cnoc Airde Báine, Co. Chorcaí
    Faisnéiseoir
    Cornelius Stack
    Inscne
    Fireann
    Aois
    59
    Gairm bheatha
    Farmer (Léirítear teidil na ngairmeacha i mBailiúchán na Scol sa bhunteanga inar cláraíodh iad)
    Seoladh
    Cnoc Airde Báine, Co. Chorcaí