School: Killasnett (roll number 9533)
- Location:
- Curraghfore, Co. Leitrim
- Teacher: Eoghan Mac Oirealla
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- A fidgety old man at a railway station was very worried about his trunk. He told the porter six times to be quiet sure to put it on the right train.
Oh said the porter its a pity you weren't born an elephant then would always have your trunk under your nose
A woman went into a bakers shop and was attended by the boss what would like he asked.
Well as you are asking she replied. I would like a car and a country estate But what I have come for is a half-loaf.