School: Borris (B.)

Location:
Borris, Co. Carlow
Teacher:
Ss. Ó Loinneáin
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    Question: Why is a penny made round?
    Answer: Because it is meant to go round.
    Question: If a man had twelve patches on his coat, what time would it be?
    Answer: Time he would get a new one.
    Question: If a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans; said a fellow to a fellow can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means. How many f's in that?
    Answer: No f in t-h-a-t.
    Question: If a man go sixpence for walking a mile, what would he get for walking 30 miles?
    Answer: Sore feet.
    Question: Why is a shoemaker like a dying man?
    Answer: Because he lays down awl, he nears his end, and prepares the sole for the last.
    Question: Why is a dog with a broken leg much like a boy doing sums?
    Answer: Because he puts down three and carries one.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Joseph Doyle
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    12
    Address
    Ballynagrane, Co. Carlow