School: Shinrone (C.)

Location:
Shinrone, Co. Offaly
Teacher:
Mary Mc Mahon
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  1. Why is toffee like a racehorse?
    Because the faster you lick it the faster it goes.
    What goes around the wood but never goes into the wood?
    The bark on a tree.
    What tree grows nearest to the shore?
    The beach.
    What goes to the table is cut but never eaten? A pack of cards.
    What is it the more you take from it the larger it gets?
    A grave.
    Why is a tree like a dog?
    Because they both have a bark.
    Why is the letter D like a sailor?
    Because it follows the C(sea).
    If a man had twenty patches on his trousers what time would it be?
    Time for him to get a new one.
    A man has one match to ligh
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