School: Coolfore (roll number 10700)

Location:
Coolfore, Co. Monaghan
Teacher:
P. Ó Cuanaigh
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  1. Once upon a time two old women went to the chapel to go to confession. One of the women said before they would go into the chapel they would go into a public house and have a drink. When the two women came out they went into the chapel and one of them went into the confession box. There was no priest in the chapel so the woman slept in the confession box. When the priest came out and went into the confession box the woman said "Two pints more".
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
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    Language
    English
    Collector
    Brian Keenan
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Greaghdrumit, Co. Monaghan
    Informant
    Elizabeth Garvey
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    74
    Address
    Lisnafeddaly, Co. Monaghan