School: Conahy (roll number 14364)

Location:
Connahy, Co. Kilkenny
Teacher:
Ciarán Ó Riagáin
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    found it empty with the bottom of the bon screwed firmly to the floor to give it the appearance of being very heavy. Each day the carpenter had taken a few tools with him unnoticed.
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  2. Many years ago there lived in this parish a man named Marsh who was a very bigoted protestand. He wanted a servant boy so he put up a notice in a prominent place at a crossroads and in the notice he stated that no Catholic need apply.
    A man who was passing by to Mass on the following morning read the notice. He took out a pencil and wrote underneath it:-
    "Whoever wrote it wrote it well
    For the same is wrote on the gates of Hell"
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
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