Scoil: Clonmellon (C.) (uimhir rolla 9501)

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1. Riddles (ar lean)

   

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   Why are soldiers always rather tired on April 1st.?
   Because they have just had a March of 31 days.
   What is the difference between the North and South pole?
   All the difference in the world.
   Why is an ajective like a baby?
   Because he cannot stand alone.
   Why is a person's ankle between his knee and his foot?
   Because it keeps the calf away from the corn.
   When a fish out of its elements.?
   When it rises and takes a fly?
   What word of seven letters read the same backways and forwards? Reviver.
   What is the most dismal sort of hobby?
   Fret-work.
   Why is a room full of married people like an empty one?
   Because there is not a single person in it.
   Why is the letter S like a sewing machine?
   Because it makes needles needless.
   Busy father, lazy mother, twelve little children all the one colour? A clock.
   Why are forty perches considered bad manners?
   Because they make one rood. (Rude)

   

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