School: Balrath (1) (roll number 9770)

Location:
Balrath, Co. Westmeath
Teacher:
C. Ní Pharthaláin
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0719, Page 291

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  1. Before I came across the sea to this delightful place,
    I thought the native Irish were a funny sort of race,
    I thought they bore shillelagh sprigs and thought they always said
    "Och-hone, acushla, tare-a-rouns, begorra & bedad".
    II
    I thought they sported crownless hats with dhudeens in the rim
    I thought they wore long trailing coats and knickerbockers trim
    I thought they went about the place as tight as they could get
    And that they always had a fight with everyone they met.
    III
    I thought their roses all turned up just like a crooked pin
    I thought their mouths six inches wide and always on the grin
    I thought their heads were made of stuff as hard as any nails
    I half expected that they were possessed by little tails.
    IV
    But when I came unto the land of which I heard so much
    I found that the inhabitants were not entirely such
    I thound their features were not all exactly like "baboons"
    I found that some were billycocks and some had pantaloons.
    V
    I found their teeth were just as small as Europeans are
    And that their ears, in point of size, were not pecul-iar.
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. poetry
        1. folk poetry (~9,504)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Patrick Dolan
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Castletown, Co. Westmeath
    Informant
    Kate Fagan
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Castletown, Co. Westmeath