School: Matehy, Inniscarra

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Saint Ann's Hill, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Conchobhar Ó Liatháin
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    Kinsale and to get a key for the trunk of a tree.
    10. Q:- What goes up when the rain comes down?
    Ans:- An Umbrella.
    11. Q:- What is the difference between a wet day and a man with a violent toothache?
    Ans:- One is pouring with rain and the other is roaring with pain.
    12. Q:- When would you expect to find a ship clean?
    Ans:- After leaving "The Wash".
    13. Q:- Which is the hardest (thing to do) key to turn?
    Ans:- A donkey.
    14. Q:- What has a neck and a body, but nothing else?
    Ans:- A Bottle.
    15. Q:- What ship do we all like to avoid?
    Ans:- Hardship.
    16. Q:- What is that which never asks questions, yet requires many answers>
    Ans:- The doorbell.
    17. Q:- Why should a hen never have untidy feathers?
    Ans:- Because she carries a comb with her.
    18. Q:- Why is a bank like a piece of music?
    Ans:- Because they are both full of notes.
    19. Q:- Why is the South Mall like a river?
    Ans:- Because there is a bank at both sides.
    20. Q:- What is that which every living being has seen, but will never again see?
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Nancy O' Sullivan
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Gilcagh, Co. Cork