School: Kishikirk, Caherconlish (roll number 553)

Location:
Kishyquirk, Co. Limerick
Teacher:
Mrs. Margt. Portley
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  1. A Collection of Riddles
    1. How many feet have forty sheep, a shepherd, and his dog? (Two)
    2. Why does a milker wear a white hat? (To cover his head)
    3. Why is a dishonest grocer compared with avoirdupois weight?
    (Because he has no scruple)
    4. Why does a cow moo? (Because she can't blow her horn)
    5. It is black and white and red all over. ( The newspaper)
    6. Prove that a cat has nine tails.
    (No cat has eight tails, a cat has one tail more therefore he has nine tails).
    7. Three crows on a tree. A farmer shot two. How many remain?
    (Two dead crows)
    8. When is a door not a door? (When it's ajar)
    9. Why does a donkey eat thistles? (Because he is an ass).
    10. What's the best place to fish on a wet day? (Under the bridge)
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English