School: Rear Cross, Newport (roll number 12124)

Location:
Rear Cross, Co. Tipperary
Teacher:
Pilib Ó Muireadhaigh
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  1. There was a mason working with a parish priest in Newport. One Saturday night he was paying him his wages for his week's work. "Now John", said the priest, "I must give you a small drop of whiskey and it is as good as you ever drank". " It is seven years old". "By gor, Father", said John, " It is very small for its age"
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    Language
    English
    Collector
    James Deere
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Rear Cross, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    Matthew Nolan
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Rear Cross, Co. Tipperary
  2. 1. Old mother twitchet she had but one eye and a long tail which she let fly and every time she went into the gap, she left a bit of her tail in the trap
    A needle and thread.
    2. What would make more noise than a pig under a gate? Two pigs.
    3. What is a horse's shoe like? A mare's shoe.
    4. Spell the red rogue of the world in three letters.
    Fox.
    5. Headed like a thimble, tail like a rat, you may guess for ever and you will never guess that
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