School: Cill Liath (roll number 8696)

Location:
Killeagh, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Mícheál Ó Murchadha
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  1. There was once a simple Irish farmer out west who was one day visited by a German who wanted to buy a turkey. The German could not speak english but he managed to say the word turkey or something like it showing his pocketbook at the same time. And it is a toorkey you want to buy said the Irishman so he called his wife to bring the gintleman a toorkey from the hinnery. The wife spoke to her husband and said how can you sell him a toorkey when we never had the likes.
    The husband said give him the ould goose, can't you see not a word of english does the gintleman spake, sure he'll never know the difference.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Lulu Ahern
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Killeagh, Co. Cork
    Informant
    Mr Sim Ahern
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Killeagh, Co. Cork