1. What is it that has wings and [?] fly
Answer , Dust.

2. What has four legs and can't walk
Answer, A bed3. What is the difference between an English shilling and Irish penny
Answer, Eleven pence.4. How is a pig in a parlour like a house on fire.
Answer, Because the sooner it is put out the better.5. I saw a train go down the line this morning and there was not a single person in it why?
Answer, Because they were all married