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1. Riddles (ar lean)

   

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   Q: How would you compare the point of a dog's tail to the heart of a trunk of a tree?
   A: Because both of them is the furtherest away from the bark.
   Q: Why does the dog turn around a few times before lying down in his bed?
   A: Because he does not know the head of the bed from the foot.
   Q: What is the first thing you do when you get into bed?
   A: Leave your track on it.
   Q: What is the difference between a man dancing and a hornpipe and a clock?
   A: The clock points the time with her hands and the man points the time with his feet.
   Q: A flock of white sheep on a red hill, here they go, there they go, now they stand still.
   A: Your teeth in your gumbs.
   Q: Why does a cow look over a hill?
   A: Because she can not look through the hill.
   Q: I have a mare with a iron throat the harder she gallops she swallows the rope?
   A: A sewing machine.
   Q: What wears its heart in its head?
   A: A cabbage.

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