1 When he got married to his wife a happy man to be.
His age to hers in ratio as : as three times three is to three.
But when ten years and half ten years they, man and wife had been.
Her age came up as close to his as eight is to sixteen.
What are their present ages?
Answer : He is 60 years; she is 30 years.
2 Why is the letter "d" like a squalling child: Ans: Because it makes "ella" "ellad".
3 What nation does a criminal dread.
Ans: Condemnation.
4 Two M's two A's two R's and a g
Put them together and add them for me. Ans ; Grammar.
5 Which is the strongest day of the seven?
Ans: Sunday All the others are week (weak) days.
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