School: Naoimh Ióseiph (roll number 15628)

Location:
Boyle, Co. Roscommon
Teachers:
Mícheál Ó Mainnín Pádraig Ó Cinnéide
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  1. It eats all it gets , but if given water it will die ?
    A fire !
    It's heart is in its head and it stands on one leg ?
    A head of cabbage !
    What is the difference between a school teacher and a station-master ?
    One minds the train and the other trains the mind !
    Why is the Felton Road like a desert ?
    Because there are camels (Campbells) in it !
    Why is the Main Street like a river ?
    Because there is a bank on each side !
    Why are Ryan's and Lavin's houses on Main Street always cold ?
    Because Wind (Wynn) is between them !
    Why are the Regans and Downes very holy ?
    Because there are priests (priest) between them !
    Are trousers singular or plural ?
    Singular at top and plural at bottom !
    Why can venison never be cheap ?
    Because it is always dear (deer) !
    Why is coffee like an axe with a blunt edge ?
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    John Burke
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Patrick Street, Co. Roscommon
    Informant
    Mr P.J. Burke
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    62
    Address
    Patrick Street, Co. Roscommon