School: Robertstown, Naas (roll number 15655)

Location:
Robertstown, Co. Kildare
Teacher:
P. Ó Harachtáin
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  1. Why is a barber the smallest man in the world?
    Because he has to go up a ladder to shave you.
    What goes up a ladder with its head down?
    A stud in a man's boot.
    What part of a cow goes out through a gap first?
    The breath
    What is the shyest thing in the house?
    A clock because it always has its hands on its face
    What has holes and holds water?
    A sponge.
    Why does a cow look over a wall?
    Because she can't look under it.
    Who wears the biggest hat?
    The mn with the biggest head.
    What is it that out of a roomful you could not take a spoonful?
    Smoke.
    Little boys long ago going to school never wore a suit of clothes until they were seven or eight years old. They wore girls skirts and an old plaid coat. Their schoolbags were made out of striped material like what one would see in women's aprons. They never wore boots or shoes. Their
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    Little boys long ago going to school never wore a suit of clothes until they were seven or eight years old.

    Little boys long ago going to school never wore a suit of clothes until they were seven or eight years old. They wore girls skirts and an old plad coat. Their schoolbags were made out of striped material like what one would see in women's aprons. They never wore boots or shoes. Their
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    Language
    English
    Collector
    Maureen Lambe
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    14