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- I went for three days holidays. I went on Sunday and came home on Sunday, How did I manage it? Sunday was the name of my horse.
What bed is nice and soft, well covered and nicely made yet it is not meant to be slept in? A flower bed.
What flies high, flies low, wears boots and has none? A football.
Where did Noah strike the first nail? On the head.
This moist this damp and green by the banks and this fit for a queen to live in? a grave.
I have a little man above in the field when I would pull his (head) leg his nose will bleed? A pump.
If a man had 20 patches on his trousers what time would it be? Time to get a new one(continues on next page)Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
- Mrs Mc Donald