School: An Mhódh-Scoil, Sligeach
- Location:
- Sligo, Co. Sligo
- Teacher: Tomás Guy
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- Q. - What goes up and down and yet never moves?
A. - A stairs carpetQ. - Why does and elephant never need a porter?
A. - Because he carries his own trunk.Q. - What horse never works?
A. - A clothes horse.Q. - What goes from Ballisodare to Sligo without moving?
A. - The railwayQ. - What fish could you find in a bird cage?
A. - A perch.Q. - What room is never swept?
A. - A mushroom.Q. - Why is a huntsman a good card player?
A. - Because he follows the pack.Q. - Why is a policeman like an aeroplane?
A. - They both take people up.(continues on next page)- Collector
- Ivan Irwin
- Gender
- Male