School: Glin (B.)

Location:
An Gleann, Co. Luimnigh
Teacher:
(ní thugtar ainm)
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  1. Irish Paddy was in London one day and he was admiring how tall the houses were. The was a man looking out the window and he said "This is only a stable compared to the one behind it" I thought it too when I saw the ass looking out the window said Paddy.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. seánra
      1. ealaín bhéil (~1,483)
        1. scéalta grinn (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Kevin Barrett
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Shannon Lawn, Co. Luimnigh
  2. Paddy was going down the road one day and he saw a man painting a house and he said "what are you doing up there" I am painting the clouds with sunshine. "Well" said Paddy, "If you fall down you will be painting your behind with iodine.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
  3. Irish Paddy was coming from Dublin one day and he saw a mile-stone. He did not know what it was. He saw written on it "101 mile Dublin" He wrote on it as follows:
    Here lies the body of some poor man
    Whose soul has now ceased to trouble him
    He died at the age of 101
    (continues on next page)
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