School: Boley, Ballylinan, Athy (roll number 7505)

Location:
Boley, Co. Laois
Teacher:
Mrs. Casey
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  1. Riddles.
    Q. There is an old man he stands by the wall, he eats like a savage and drinks nothing at all.
    A. A Fire.
    Q. Thirty legs, fifteen heads, two wings and cannot fly?
    A. A football team.
    Q. Where is nowhere?
    A. Where the bantam lays his egg
    Q. Why do we carry and umbrella?
    A. Because it cannot walk.
    Q. Out of a roomful I could only get a spoonful. What is it?
    A. Smoke.
    Q.What is the smallest city in Ireland?
    A. Cork; because it fits in a bottle.
    Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
    A. An umbrella.
    Q. What countries does a carving knife go through?
    A. Turkey and Greece.
    Q. What makes more noise than a train?
    A. The candles, because they wake the dead.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Informant
    Michael Hughes
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    c. 42
    Occupation
    Labourer
    Address
    Modubeagh, Co. Laois