School: Bracknagh (2)

Location:
Bracknagh, Co. Offaly
Teacher:
S. Mac Giobúin
Browse
The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0800, Page 069

Archival Reference

The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0800, Page 069

Image and data © National Folklore Collection, UCD.

See copyright details.

Download

Open data

Available under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

  1. XML School: Bracknagh (2)
  2. XML Page 069
  3. XML “A Funny Story”

Note: We will soon deprecate our XML Application Programming Interface and a new, comprehensive JSON API will be made available. Keep an eye on our website for further details.

On this page

  1. 69
    A funny story
    Bill was one of a large family and what they called a hard chaw. His mother reared I'm up no way soft that's what I mean. Anyway he got as far as setting out on his own - got a nice little place, a grand new House and a tidy bit of ground. Well he came to live here about nine years ago and eve since he hadn't a peaceful hour. You see he wanted a housekeeper badly and someone to look after him but the girls from Rathangan and Kilnantic had more of the looking after.
    One night as I was down at the cross looking for a blackthorn stick when I heard a car coming along and it was fairly dusk. I stood in, and here if it wasn't a load of women and I said to myself they are let down. Bill is gone off with the key in his pocket. One of the girls jumped a big 18 st weight and walk right in and pushes in the room window and in she steps. I heard great laughing and said I would have a peep and he wasn't the heel of her
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Brigid Ryan
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Ballinowlart North, Co. Offaly
    Informant
    Stephen Connolly
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Ballinowlart North, Co. Offaly