School: Bán-Tír (B.) (roll number 2803)

Location:
Banteer, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Seán Ó Síothcháin
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  1. 1 Why are tall people the laziest.?
    Because they are longest in bed
    2 When is a clock on the stairs dangerous?
    When it strikes one
    3 Why is a dog's tail like the middle of a tree?
    Because it is farthest from the "bark".
    4 Why is a tidy class-room like the letter "o"?
    Because they are both in "order".
    5 Why is the telephone like a good child?
    It only speaks when spoken to.
    6 There was a little house, and a mouse couldn't live in it, and all the men in town, couldn't count how many windows in it. - A thimble.
    7 A jumper of fences, through bushes and thorns, a round little cow, wearing no horns. - A rabbit.
    8 What goes away between two woods, and comes home between two waters.
    A man fetching water in wooden pails
    9 What is it always walks with its head down?
    A nail in your boot.
    10 Niddy-noddy, round body, three feet, and a wooden hat!
    A pot.
    11 One half dead, the other half living, and a tail wagging!
    A dog with its head in a pot.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    2. activities
      1. medical practice
        1. folk medicine (~11,815)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Patrick O' Callaghan
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Lackaneen, Co. Cork