School: Fairfield (roll number 15900)

Location:
Aughrim, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Aodh Mac an Mhaoir
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  1. 1.12.'37 Riddles
    John Castles, Castlegar, Ahascragh, Ballinasloe
    Co. Galway
    Q. When is a boat not a boat?
    A. When it is turned turtle
    Q. When is a horse not a horse?
    A. When it is turned into a lane.
    Q. What is it that was never was and never shall be?
    a. A mouse's nest in a cat's ear.
    Q. Why should a poor man drink coffee?
    A. Because he has no property (proper tea).
    Q. Why does a miller wear a white cap?
    A. To cover his head of course.
    Q. What will go up a chimney down but will not go down a chimney up?
    A. An umbrella
    Q. When is a little boy like a postage stamp?
    A. When he is licked and put in a corner.
    Q. Which flower is a dog?
    A. Dog-Violet
    Q. Which month is most majestic?
    A. August
    Q. What three trees remind us of pounds shillings and pence?
    A. Golden -gorse, silver-birch and copper-beech.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    John Castles
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Castlegar West, Co. Galway