School: Drumcoghill

Location:
Drumcoghill Lower, Co. Cavan
Teacher:
Bean Uí Iomaire
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0982, Page 222

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  1. A lady was travelling from Belfast to Dublin. When she reached the Border, a Custom Officer said to her
    ''Anything to declare madam,''
    ''Nothing at all'' said the lady
    ''Am I to take it that the fur tail hanging down below your coat.'' is your own?
    said the officer.
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    A theatrical man one time put a razor into his mouth in three separate parts,
    and after drinking a quantity of water, produced a razor assembled. Another man endeavouring to do so, swallowed all three parts of the razor. In hospital the three parts were located by an X-ray.
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    A man went to Clones fair to sell a horse. (He) pointed out that the horse suffered from swollen joints a priest intended to buy this horse.
    ''You know Paddy where there is an enlargement there is a weakness.''
    ''True for you,'' your ?? answered Paddy. ''You have the biggest head in Clones.''
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Mrs A. Montgomery
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Corr, Co. Cavan
    Informant
    H. Montgomery
    Address
    Corr, Co. Cavan