School: Clonmellon (C.) (roll number 9501)

Location:
Clonmellon, Co. Westmeath
Teacher:
Mrs O' Reilly
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0725, Page 0177

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  1. The cross of a plough, the kiel of a ship an a in the middle without any more name me a village between Navan and Fore.? Crossakiel
    If you built a wall from here to Galway what height would it be.?
    The height of nonsense.
    What county fits in a bottle.? Cork.
    The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space the beginning of every end and the end of every place.?
    The letter E.
    What is the difference between a postage stamp and a schoolmaster.?
    One sticks with a lick and the other licks with a stick.
    How many sides has a circle?
    Two. The inside and the outside.
    When is a ship like snow?
    When it is a drift.
    What is it, that the man who makes it does not want it, and the man that wants it never sees it? A coffin.
    Why is a good wife always worth five shillings?
    Because she is a crown to her husband.
    Why are the houses of bald people the easiest to break into? Because their locks are few.
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Nora Mc Cormack
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Galboystown, Co. Meath