School: Fortview, Clones (roll number 15300)

Location:
Clones, Co. Monaghan
Teacher:
S. de Bhál
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  1. Add half a score to nothing, and what animal does it make?
    OX [?]
    When is a robin a thief?
    When its a-robbing. ( a rob-in)
    Which letters like luxury?
    The E's . (ease)
    Which letters are poor?
    The O's (owes)
    What shape is a kiss?
    Elliptical ( a lip tickle)
    Why do taxi-drivers prefer tall ladies to short ones?
    Because the higher the fare (fair) the better they like it.
    What two flowers should decorate a menagerie?
    A dandelion and a tiger-lily.
    Why was Noah the greatest financier on record?
    Because he kept his Company (Limited) afloat, when the rest of the world was in liquidation.
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