Scoil: Garvagh
- Suíomh:
- Drutamon, Co. Cavan
- Múinteoir: S. Burrows
Sonraí oscailte
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- XML Scoil: Garvagh
- XML Leathanach 335
- XML “Riddles”
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Ar an leathanach seo
- (ar lean ón leathanach roimhe)Q. Why is it impossible to sweep out a room?
Ans. Because you can only sweep out the dirt and leave the room.
Q. Why is a dirty boy like flannel?
A. Because he shrinks from the washing.
Q. Why do we admire the pretty feet of a lady?
A. Because "all is well that ends well."
Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it is a - jar.
Q. What letters would frighten a thief?
A. O. I. C. U. (oh, I see you.)
Q. What length should a lady's dress be?
A. A little above two feet.
Q. Why is a dead doctor like a dead duck?
A. Because both are done quacking.
Q. What is the difference between an umbrella and a woman?
A. One you can shut up but the other you can not.- Bailitheoir
- Edna Lindsay
- Inscne
- Baineann
- Seoladh
- Tonyhull, Co. Cavan