School: Ballyshannon, Kilcullen (roll number 15456)

Location:
Ballyshannon, Co. Kildare
Teacher:
Margaret Dowling
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0780, Page 197

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    Q Why is a trouser button like an event that is constantly happening
    A. They are continually coming off
    Q Why are old maids like voulenteers.
    A They are always ready but seldom wanted.
    Q What is it that a blind man cannot feel but can see
    A A good joke
    Q Why is an egg so much like a colt.
    A Because it is no use untill broken in.#
    Q Why is it impossible for a butcher to be honest.
    A Because he steels all the knives he has.
    Q Who always finds things dull
    A The knife grinder
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    Topics
    1. products
      1. food products (~3,601)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Eileen Dowling
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    13
    Address
    Thomastown, Co. Kildare
    Informant
    Mr Dowling
    Relation
    Parent
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Thomastown, Co. Kildare