School: Brownhill (roll number 11427)

Location:
Tirnaskea North, Co. Monaghan
Teacher:
E. Ní Ghamail
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    42. What is the difference between a man walking up-stairs and a man looking after him? One steps up-stairs and the other stare up steps.
    43. What is the difference between a boy kissing a girl and a boy looking at them? One is kissing a miss and the other is missing a kiss.
    44. How would you make a coat last? Make the trousers and waistcoat first.
    45. Why was Goliath suprised when David struck him with a stone? Because such a thing never entered his head before.
    46. What is the longest word in the language? "Smiles" because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
    47. What is the most wonderful animal on the farmyard? The pig. Because he is first killed and then cured.
    48. Which travels slower, heat or cold? Cold because you can catch it.
    49. What grows bigger the more you contract it? A debt.
    50. When is coffee like the soil? When it
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Annie Traynor
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Knockronaghan, Co. Monaghan
    Collector
    Betty Wilkinson
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Corragh (Maxwell), Co. Monaghan
    Collector
    John Irwin
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Killygavna, Co. Monaghan
    Informant
    Mr John Wilkinson
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Corragh (Maxwell), Co. Monaghan
    Informant
    Mrs H. Traynor
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Knockronaghan, Co. Monaghan
    Informant
    Mr W. Irwin
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Killygavna, Co. Monaghan